My wife and I found this on the bathroom floor.

For a terrifying moment, our ordinary bathroom felt exactly like the eerie set of a low-budget horror film. The mystery object sitting on the tile was relatively small, oddly smooth, and possessed a dull, unsettling sheen that made it look almost entirely… deliberate. My wife kept a safe distance, anxiously hovering right by the bathroom door frame, while I reluctantly leaned in closer, torn between an intense curiosity to figure out what it was and a sudden, overwhelming urge to bleach the entire house from top to bottom. We joked nervously to break the tension, but neither of us actually laughed.